if you ever say ‘oh i saw this and thought of you’ to me ever you’ve got 0% chance of escaping this friendship and i’ll automatically love you
(via forsaken-home)
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
(via little-smartass)
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
(via little-smartass)
i’m just gonna start fetishizing white dudes i’ll be like cat calling them “you looking like a fine aryan prince’ will they be german who knows who cares
(via -ladyrainicorn)
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
(via ratedgrandr)
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
(via kingchrisdavis)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
(via ratedgrandr)
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
(via ratedgrandr)
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
(via little-smartass)
(via fuckyeah-nataliedormer)